Standing on an ATM queue can be very frustrating and annoying, but what can one do when that’s the only ATM machine dispensing money and the need is urgent?
Well…the ATM “wait” most times is not all that boring because you may be forced to laugh at some personalities you will meet there…These are some of them
1) Oga “I have too much money”
Nothing annoys me more than these type of people, they can spend almost 30minutes withdrawing huge amounts of money, not considering the fact that the money could finish and the other people waiting on the line could be stranded
2) Miss “Fine and sophisticated”
This one is for the ladies, they can’t wait for long, their reason would be that the sun is too hot or they don’t want their makeup to be ruined
3) “We are stranded”
I always feel sorry for these set of people because if the ATM machine stops paying they have no cash to hold on to….most times, I allow such people to withdraw before me (because I have compassion and home training)
4) The talkative
This type of person won’t mind starting a conversation with everyone on the queue, it’s either they are on the phone talking so loud or they just keep talking.
5)The business person
This one is always in a hurry, either there’s an appointment to catch or there’s a business deal. You usually see this type of person hurrying whoever is before them…you would hear statements like “Pls Mr man hurry up, I have so many things to do”
6) The “Calm and collected”
This one just accepts his fate and patiently waits for others…but silently praying that the machine doesn’t stop paying before it gets to their turn.
I’ll stop here….but I’m quite sure I didn’t mention all the personalities. So please if there’s anyone I missed out feel free to drop a comment below and tell me which one I didn’t mention and also if you have met all these personalities before, would be so happy to hear from you.
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So true, I belong to the calm and collected… Very hilarious
Lol that’s good to know. Thank you for reading
My dear I dread the ‘visits’ to the ATM…sumtyms I wish I could seal the talkative they comment on everything….
You really have been on ATM queues. Lol
I’m so No. 6
Lol of course, I’m not suprised U belong to number 6
Hahaha! Funny post. I think I belong to the last category. I am hardly in a hurry except I’m in a hurrg , you get the drift?
Yeah i do, I actually belong to the last category too.
*hurry
You know this!!
I am the calm and collected one
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Ok dear, thank you for reading
Hahahahaha lol at miss fine and sophisticated. I think I’m one of them.
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Lol that’s good to know. Thank you for reading.
this was hilarious lol! p.s. hey! nice to meet you
Glad it made you laugh, nice to meet you too Lolu
Spot on! This desribes the ATM personalitites really well. XD
The ‘Oga “I have too much money”’ group really annoy me, I dislike standing on queues for too long.
There’s also another group that hang around the ATM, stylishly begging for money.
Lol so you’re definitely among one of the personalities. And I’m still looking for a particular name for that group you mentioned.
Lol.. This is so true, I dread visiting the ATM but I’m certainly in the calm and collected group.
Lol of course… I’m not suprised you are in that category. Thank you for reading
But which one of the personalities did you fall into?